Today both kinderbesten were off sick from school, which meant a day off work for me too. This gave me the perfect opportunity to get one with some of the clearing up I had pencilled in for the weekend. In the process of this I found some old photos. And, since a picture says a thousand words and it’s getting late, I thought I’d share with you.

First, here’s me as a surprisingly chubby baby.

Next is me being inexplicably sinister at the age of six.

Moving on roughly another six years, here’s how I looked at school:

Probably about another six years later, and here’s how I embarrassed the entirety of the human race as a teenager:

And, just to bring things sort of full circle, here’s the elderbeast obediently and brilliantly recreating what is obviously the standout shot of the set: